Rumor has it, and some say it is just rumor, that Elin Nordegren (aka Mrs. Tiger Woods) is set to receive a butt load of money in her divorce settlement. At first, it was rumored to be $750 million, but now the figure is only a mere $100 million. Yep, that’s right, folks, Elin is a beautiful woman who will be rolling in the cash that her ex-husband made. Good for her! Good for her for not taking his indiscretions of sleeping around with skanky women. Good for her for being a role model for her daughter and son and showing that she won’t just take being treated that way. Good for her for showing the women of the world that she isn’t just a delicate little flower that relies on a “big strong man” to take care of her.
I really only have one thing to say to Tiger: I hope all that messing around with skanky women and sex while high on Ambien was worth it, because it may be the most high-priced sex in history. I'm just sayin'...
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